I stay up later than most people (and animals) in our house. W
When i do go to bed, this is what I’m confronted with.
Somehow he was granted access rights to the bed from day 1, so there’s no getting him to sleep on the floor. Not on the rug, not in a dog-bed, not anywhere except the super-high thread count sheets.
Not only does he take up half the bed between my wife and I, but the guy is an absolute furnace.
Maybe I need to get better sheets on the guest room bed?