John: Does Anyone Need This…?

Smart phones, smart watches, smart cars and now smart underwear.  A company called Myant has come up with a line of underwear and bras that sense your heart rate, hydration level and temperature.  The sensors in the underwear will then tell your thermostat to heat up or cool off your house, and even play music on Spotify to match your mood.

This is way too much smart for me.

Besides, what would be on my underwear’s Spotify playlist?  “Tush” by ZZ Top…?  “That Smell” by Skynyrd…?

I think I’ll pass. If there’s one thing I need to be smarter than…it’s my underwear.


Nancy : I cannot wait to see this movie! John: What The %@#$&…!! Nancy: Stinky things in the studio! John: Get Offa My Lawn…!! John: I Do…. I Guess…? Nancy: Read this really good book!